I am a paper boat - drowning

Maine kagaz ki tairti kashti se poocha

Tu kis kitab ka hai re panna?

Jawaab kuch yun aaya,

Mein khat thi

Ek Prem patr thi

Aaj kashti hu

Tairne hu nikli

Kisi ki kahani

Bhulane chali hu

Troll - Hidden / Gaibat

I am Gaibat 

I am a troll 

No qualms in calling you a whore

I may be left, I may be right 

Mazag mein rape threats to your wife 

I am Gaibat 

Out of sight 

Propaganda on your mind 

Your command will be mine.

Billo Raani Permission Maangi

Oh billo, you are so yummy (tareef) {wink wink}

Will you become my biwi (permisson) 

So that I can call you rani (guzarish) 

and 

Sing a song by daler mehndi (romaance) 

Oh billo raaaani - kaho toh ab jaan de du

Darakht ka Phal - Udaasi

Dusro ka dukh apna ke

kavitayen rach ke 

khud uss peeda ko jee ke 

khudi se yeh kehte hai 

kavita/likhna udaasi ke darakht(tree) pe lagne waala phal hai 

tursh(sour) hai siirat iski

Iski hai yehi khaasiyat 

My best friend

Mere प्रिय mitr

Yeh kavita likhi hai tumhare liye

Jaa ke doob mar
Call kare toh सौ saal baad uthayega

Ladki mil gayi toh
Let's go get drunk nahi ho raha

Jhanaum mein jalega saale
Kunware dost ki haayi lagegi.

Aasha karta hu कि yeh khat
Aapko best of health mein mila hai.

धन्यवाद

Urdu Poems

1.

Tera fusuu.n chada hai mujh par kuch
aisa
Jo fraand request bheja hai din bhar

Usko accept kar lo na zarra.

2. 

Gul-Pairahan tum ho,
Ho tum hi gul-pairahan
Chalo, ab fancy dress khatam hua
Bhaada 220 do!

3. 

Amazon ke bhi ads hai chal rahe 

Myntra ne bhi promotions kar diye 

Friendships day ke insta wishes hai aa rahe 

But 

Dost dost na raha 

pyaar pyaar na raha

zindagi hume tera 

aitbaar na raha.

4.

Muskurahat ke tere ishtiyaaq mein baitha tha kavi 

Tere nath ke hypnosis se pehle bahaar nikle toh sahi.

Ishtiyaaq - longing

5. 

Ryhming sher pesh kiya hai 

Irshaad irshaad 

Ryhming sher maine pesh jo kiya

Iztiraar se mere followers sabhi bhaage hai.

waah waah. waah waah. 

Iztiraar - irritation

Jawaaani Phir Na Aaye

Boonde aur phool
Aashiqo ke bol ban gaye

Gulaab bhi kaafi
Sabhi ko de diye

Mandiro mein tak

Diye sabhi na jalae

but

Ek baar jo jaaye
Jawaani phir na aaye.
OOO hoooo. jawaaani phir na aaye.