Friday, August 13, 2021

My best friend

Mere प्रिय mitr
Yeh kavita likhi hai tumhare liye

Jaa ke doob mar
Call kare toh सौ saal baad uthayega

Ladki mil gayi toh
Let's go get drunk nahi ho raha

Jhanaum mein jalega saale
Kunware dost ki haayi lagegi.

Aasha karta hu कि yeh khat
Aapko best of health mein mila hai.

धन्यवाद

Monday, July 26, 2021

Urdu Poems

1.
Tera fusuu.n chada hai mujh par kuch
aisa
Jo fraand request bheja hai din bhar
Usko accept kar lo na zarra.

2. 
Gul-Pairahan tum ho,
Ho tum hi gul-pairahan
Chalo, ab fancy dress khatam hua
Bhaada 220 do!

3. 
Amazon ke bhi ads hai chal rahe 
Myntra ne bhi promotions kar diye 
Friendships day ke insta wishes hai aa rahe 
But 
Dost dost na raha 
pyaar pyaar na raha
zindagi hume tera 
aitbaar na raha.

4.
Muskurahat ke tere ishtiyaaq mein baitha tha kavi 
Tere nath ke hypnosis se pehle bahaar nikle toh sahi.

Ishtiyaaq - longing

5. 
Ryhming sher pesh kiya hai 
Irshaad irshaad 

Ryhming sher jo maine pesh kiya hai 
Iztiraar se followers mere sabhi bhaage hai.

waah waah. waah waah. 

Iztiraar - irritation

Saturday, July 17, 2021

Jawaaani Phir Na Aaye

Boonde aur phool
Aashiqo ke bol ban gaye

Gulaab bhi kaafi
Sabhi ko de diye

Mandiro mein tak
Diye sabhi na jalae

but

Ek baar jo jaaye
Jawaani phir na aaye.
OOO hoooo. jawaaani phir na aaye.

Monday, June 21, 2021

Tu ho rahi hai moti

 Tu ho rahi hai moti 
But I don't care zara sa bhi 

Kyun ki

Tumhe apna bana ne ki, kasam khaayi hai, khaayi hai....

Main Challi aa Raah ohdi te

Mein challi aa raah ohdi te 
Jithe honde saare jal ke raakh 

Mein challi aa raah ohdi te
Na mein hoyi paar na hoyi mae raakh (Sanam Marvi)

Te hun chala raah kidde te
Ke ho java muqt saare bandhana toh 

Na koi bulave mennu Heer 
Na koi bole mainnu Sohni
Mein challi aa raah jede te 
Mein ban challi aa ishq di jogan 

Aloo when deep fried - my eyes.

Aloo when deep fried is fries 
Boys are also called flies
Baby when hungry cries 
This poem makes Pheobe go

Ah my eyes
Ah my eyes 
Ah my eyes 

Chingam on baal

Mae aaya hu hero jaise 
Toh ab chingam jaise 
Jo chipak jaata hai baalon se
Mein chipkunga tere se