Wednesday, March 24, 2021

Oh baby - I buy Mercedi

Oh baby, mein tere layi buy kitti Mercedi 
Mein tere layi buy kitti Gucchi

oh baby, mein tere layi likhya song in Punjabi Naale vich paaye - words Angreji

Oh baby, now time for video in blue beach paani 
Tainnu khali peth, pilava mein sharab vi

Mera punjabi hit song formula ready
but wait - first scene
Biggini shoot, 2 pis-is only. 
Biggini shoot.

Silly Poem Set 3

1. Goore goore gaal mere 
kaale kaale baal

Haath mein choodi chaar mere 
Lagti hoo mein star

Ghoome aage peeche mere
Yeh ladke log hajaar

But first,

Jai mata di let's rock!

burraaah!

2. Yeh chai mein tha masala 
Doodh bhi isme tha daala

Tu ne oh rangeele kaisa jaadu kiya 
Piya piya bole mat waala jiya

3. Onion is so expensive
So is Gold.

Potato too has become mehngna
Were you not told?

Just like winter mein Paani aaye cold
Jai mata di let's rock, Buraaah.

Never gets old.

4. I waited like a nice boy to open the door Chivalry is not dead, so I adddressed her as huzoor

I pulled the chair too, but a bit too dur
She fell and then sab log ne create kiya furore

All I could utter in my defence

Oooooh huzoor, tera tera teraaaa surooor!

Tuesday, March 16, 2021

Na kuch tujh se maanga na khuda se

Ishq mein hum lute the yun
Seedha fakir jaa bane

Khudaari mein

Na kuch tujh se maang sake
Na kuch khuda se bol sake

Monday, March 15, 2021

Ishq Pyaala - Piya sabhi ne

Ke jhoom utha hai jag saara

Jab piya sabhi ne ishq pyaala


Sur-besur se kya vaasta 

Shehed se meetha, ishq pyaala


Hua poora hai jag bavlaa 

Piya sabhi ne ishq pyaala


Ab jhoome gaaye jag saara

Radhe-Krishn ki yeh gaatha


Ab ghule rang ishq ka saara 

Jag ne piya jo ishq pyaala


Bana jag hai ab bawlaa 

Piya sabhi ne ishq pyaala

Friday, March 12, 2021

What ae Wow - Have Pao

Kisi ne bola gehrai lao

Kisi ne bola dard laao

Kisi ne bola kushali lao

Kisi ne bola sufi kaalam le aao


Main bola, 

Daala maine aloo in paao

20 mein do hai iska bhau

Peth bhar ke khao

Wow Wow Wow!

Thursday, March 11, 2021

Tere mere ateet ka farak

Tere aur mere ateet mein 

Itna hai bas farak

Tera mein kal ban gaya
Mein aaj bhi kal hi main hun dafn